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Post by CaptainHeff on Apr 9, 2005 11:50:38 GMT
Why are Pirates called Pirates? . . . . . . . . . Because they arrrrrrrrrr!
whos next
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Post by steevodeevo on Jun 15, 2005 22:13:17 GMT
Do you have any Pirate Memory games?
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Post by Turwhitt on Jun 20, 2005 10:39:00 GMT
What do young pirates get taught at school? . . . . . . . . . The three arrrrrs.
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Post by stevewwb on Jun 20, 2005 11:06:51 GMT
That one was good
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Post by steevodeevo on Jun 20, 2005 21:18:23 GMT
What do young pirates get taught at school? . . The three arrrrrs. LOL ;D
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Post by Ally on Jul 14, 2005 15:14:41 GMT
You all are not funny so you need to quit
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Post by Turwhitt on Jul 15, 2005 8:32:10 GMT
Any idea who that is?
Some random troll?
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Post by stevewwb on Jul 18, 2005 21:58:15 GMT
Maybe someone who does not like jokes
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Post by steevodeevo on Jul 24, 2005 9:25:12 GMT
takes all sorts - and hi everyone - how we all doin?
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Post by steevodeevo on Jul 24, 2005 9:27:04 GMT
Pirate Pete goes to see the ships doctor. Pete says: "Arrr Sawbones! I have a piece of lettuce sticking out of my arse"
Sawbones says "Arr Pete, I better take a look at that matey, It could be just the tip of the iceberg"
Arrrrrr!"
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CptDark
TLC Fleet Member
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Post by CptDark on Dec 3, 2005 14:15:56 GMT
I don't get it...
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Post by CaptainHeff on Dec 4, 2005 15:04:39 GMT
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It?s rated AARRRRGGH!
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what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
arrrr
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what is a pirates favorite study subject?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
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what's a pirate's second-choice job?
an arrrrrrchitect!
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sorry ;D
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Post by CaptainHeff on Dec 4, 2005 18:28:10 GMT
maybe this will make up for the last lot LOL
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet." ;D
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Post by steevodeevo on Dec 4, 2005 18:48:53 GMT
ouch
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Post by stevewwb on Dec 5, 2005 3:01:37 GMT
thats funny
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Post by Turwhitt on Dec 5, 2005 9:21:10 GMT
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party.
Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"
Once again the battle was on. However, the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"
The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid."
The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way.
The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!"
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Post by CaptainHeff on Dec 5, 2005 20:35:24 GMT
LOL a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
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Post by steevodeevo on Dec 24, 2005 10:57:24 GMT
Two Pirate's strumpets from Tortuga were having a quiet mug of Grog one night and Laverne said to Shirley, "which do ya think is further Shirl, me old sea harlet, The Moon or Florida?", Shirley looked at Laverne in disgust, "well cut loose me' sea anchor Laverne, can you SEE Florida?".....
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Post by CaptainHeff on Feb 21, 2006 18:39:32 GMT
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk a carton of eggs 2 litres of orange juice a head of lettuce half a dozen tomatoes a 500g jar of coffee a 250g pack of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk Calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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Post by Turwhitt on Feb 21, 2006 20:37:46 GMT
Why was Jesus so popular with the ladies?
Cos he was hung like this! *hold your arms out as wide as possible*
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